What would the ultimate Guy Fieri menu look like if all his remaining culinary restraint was battered and double deep fried in bacon fat and placed on a doughy white bun slathered in donkeysauce?
Well, netizen Bryan Mytko has done the unthinkable and served it up for all the Internet masses to consume with greasy wonder. Remarkably, Mr. Fieri’s now infamous restaurant (due to a recent review in the NY Times and further scathing here), Guy’s American Kitchen and Bar registered their official website as guysamerican.com, leaving guysamericankitchenandbar.com open and ripe for this most awesome parody.
Here’s a sample:
Honky-Tonky Double Barrel Meat Loaded Blast $14.50
A Sammy Hagar look-a-like pushes your face into a leather bag filled with oil and if you eat the whole thing, you get to eat a 13 pound burger
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