So now scientists are cloning dead cows? Anything that makes you reminisce fondly for the days when the only hazard caused by your burger was due being amalgam of thousand of animals and feces and spines and what ever else was laying around the meat plant ground together. The beef industry already tried creating cannibal cows, and that went less that brilliant with BSE being the result. So how do they top themselves? Cloned zombies? This plan has all the subtly of a Austin Power-esque super-villain. Don’t come crying to me when an army of undead clones stampedes through your living room and feasts on the brains of you and your family. And rember the first rule of battling zombies: Blades don’t need reloading.
~KT
