Praise the heavens, one of life’s greatest mysteries has not only been solved, but canned for your enjoyment! Not only do unicorns exist, they taste great and help you get your daily recommended dose of sparkles, giggles and rainbows. Crafted by the nuns of Radiant Farms of County Meath, Ireland, this unique product tastes like “rotisserie chicken but with a hint of marshmallow sweetness.”
“Taking a cue from the Kobe beef industry, they massage each unicorn’s coat with Guinness daily and fatten them on a diet comprised entirely of candy corn.” (Via: www.thinkgeek.com)
Thanks to Chef Jeff for selflessly sharing this rare and wonderful gift in the UD Forum. ~ PK
