DB vs. JGV – Heavyweight Titlebout

February 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm · Similar Stories in Celebrity Chefs, Keith Talent

The titans have rumbled into town, making Vancouver the Kinshasa of the culinary world. We have front row seats for The Rumble in the Rainforest. Lets see if we can handicap this bout.  More inside…

Age

DB-53

JGV-52

Edge -Push

Books authored

DB-6

JGV-4

Edge-DB

Publicist edited Wikipedia page?

DB- No; Or if yes the publicist should be fired.

JGV- Hell yes. PR fingerprints all over the place.

Edge-JGV

Do his PR people run a pretend blog on his behalf?

DB – Nope.

JGV- Yup.

Edge-JGV

Most resembles which Muppet?

DB-

JGV-

Edge- Push

Allegedly screwed over employees by?

DB- Discriminating against minorities.

JGV- Gaming manager tip outs.

Edge-Push

Finishing move?

DB-Rabbit punch. Accompanied by a Dijon cream sauce.

JGV-Thai style round kick to the head.

Edge-Push

Dubious Celebrity Association?

DB-Has been known to borrow a racing suit from Micheal Schumacher as a Halloween costume.

JGV-Catered The Trumps wedding. Gack. Typing that makes me queasy. Just being in the room at the initiation of The Donald’s mating ritual is enough to give one the howling fantods.

Edge-JGV

3 Comments »

  Weston wrote @ February 11th, 2009 at 11:51 pm

yeah but JGV is Asian Fusion from my understanding and I just ain’t a fan of that, So DB gets my vote (Tho I still have to eat at JGV places )

  Annemarie wrote @ February 12th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

Went to both Market and DB Bistro yesterday for snacks, have to give the edge to Market!! Tastier food and cocktails all around.

  canucklehead wrote @ February 12th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

I would have to give a slight edge to Market also. But Arne says DB is a better kisser.

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