Many many moons ago, back when I was doing Waiterblog.com, I posted a video link of the legendary Orson Welles whoring wine in an advertisement that never made it to air. Or so I thought….
You’re going to have to work with me here by going through each and every one of the vids I’ve posted below.
And Number Three.
Now, sweet tender Orson seems to have his shit together, right? The guy seems made for turning tricks – a director’s dream, no? Perhaps not.
The after…
The before…
No milk out your nose that time? Well, here’s him selling a different product, only he’s really at his best. He seems more high than hammered this time around, but he’s just as double plus good.










